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Intelligence Demotivational Poster


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


MY EX - ...is living proof as to how stupid I can be.


TAGS: exes intelligence
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 9, 2015, 12:23 am
lol
jinxguy44 - November 8, 2015, 3:29 pm
Aaaahh, I see Miss Priss - no further questions or comments neccessary...
MissPriss - November 3, 2015, 5:30 pm
You'd have to ask my ex's boyfriend...teehee.
jinxguy44 - November 2, 2015, 8:37 pm
I certainly hope that this guy is ONLY practicing opening up a beer...


BACK TO SCHOOL -




ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Now In Our Patented Easy Applicator Go From Tart To Smart In 5 Minutes




COMMON SENSE - This guy has none.


TAGS: sense brains intelligence stupid dumb
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2011, 11:51 pm
COOL! A comment about me not having balls of steel, from a person who created an account just to post this one comment and nothing else. Duly noted! :):)
pooya - February 8, 2011, 3:46 am
yeah but he has balls of steel which you have none....
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:06 am
I do not think it means what you think it means.


INTELLIGENCE - You're not as clever as you think you are.




DID YOU KNOW - And planet earth is the only one with concrete proof that there is no intelligent life forms.


TAGS: planets earth intelligence humor
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
No problem; really had no use for it anyways. Now, even though I'm full blooded Sicilian, doesn't mean that I'm a part of a mafia. Just thought that I should get that part out of the way, lol.
MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 12:10 pm
We'd be honoured to have ya...as long as you leave your 2nd amendment behind in the U.S.A
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:09 am
My wife and I have given it serious consideration, believe me. Especially after seeing Bowling for Columbine, I said to my wife, "This clenches it, we need to move to Canada."
MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh crotchety...we should all try living in the centre of the universe, Toronto Canada (it's a Canadian thing)...bahaha.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
I live in California, and I can say Amen to that.
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 1:27 am
Yep...unfortunately for the rest of you I was the person they questioned and based their findings on.
rerun - April 29, 2012, 7:37 pm

fantastic.


FASHION IQ TEST -




EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.




intelligence test -


TAGS: intelligence test light socket one penny
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - September 1, 2013, 7:49 am
If I had the time, AUheart, I'd insert a dime.
MissPriss - September 1, 2013, 12:15 am
Must be smartest one out of the 5Lot...you use a b***er knife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Lol! Nice!
Silverheart - August 31, 2013, 8:26 pm

Good intelligence test! You'd have to be pretty dumb to stick pennies into the wall hole designed to hold paperclips.


EARTH -


TAGS: earth intelligence population increase same
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by timmey

motinet - December 5, 2010, 3:01 pm

fixed
culos - December 5, 2010, 8:21 am
Are you claiming you're from this factory???? (go to the forum, look for the sync tool)
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:40 pm

get an account and start making more


INTELLIGENCE - "The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who Is able to think things out for himself" Henry Mencken


TAGS: intelligence
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Sound

Chillax - February 19, 2010, 4:01 pm
Yes, those are some deep thinking, molotov ****tail throwing, anarchist.
[email protected] - February 19, 2010, 12:10 pm
I thought that the whole reason for government was so zat we wouldn't have to resort 2 being roving bands of torch weilding lynch-mobs 4 basic needs. and zat is a chainsaw
Sidereal - February 19, 2010, 8:11 am
Not a chain saw then>>?
Sho - February 19, 2010, 4:41 am
Lmao @ the dude standing there with a guitar case in his hand


THE SPACE ODYSSEY -




ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Let the games begin..


TAGS: artificialintelligence chess
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

robotdylan - April 14, 2012, 6:10 am
Thank you..
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 1:22 pm
Ah, very nice RD, can be interpreted many ways and the text matches the title well I'll say. 5L


PRUDENCE -




The Devil Wears Prada -


TAGS: fashion design beauty intelligence artist
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:14 pm
Those aren't the words I've used, but I've always felt that way regarding beauty.


It's Not The End Of The World -


TAGS: baby babies stupidity brains intelligence
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 3:20 am
I have. Remember, I'm in Afghanistan. LoL
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:45 pm
Time to time? Try living with **** For Brains Syndrome.


Stupid Is... -




YOUTH RIGHT OF WAY -


TAGS: mallrat beauty intelligence cammo
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Greeny

agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
No lips... curse of the irish.


PLANET OF THE APES MOFIA - Trafficking humans, smuggling bananas and muscling in on the Forbidden Zone.




LEADERSHIP -




Final Thought -


TAGS: thought leave insult intelligence
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2015, 12:48 pm
My dear precious Mr. Gary...you're the only man in my life that can still make me say oooooo! Teehee
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 8:00 pm
My dear dear Miss P, my precious Miss P, I meant if you left, it’d be good if you ‘left like Greeny'...cause he came back...silly monkey.
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 7:59 pm
It is becoming very evident that my choice of words lately have not been the best in conveying what I mean.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:50 am
Oh Mr. Gary you could only wish. What would you sick bastrads do without me? Possibly enjoy the silence? Wouldn't give y'all the satisfaction...teehee. Like a woman's periods during pre-menopause, won't be as regular is all.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:44 am
Jesus...only your Father knows the answer to that...teehee. Not leaving, just a few personal battles so not gonna be on much.
GaryO - February 19, 2015, 10:00 pm
Hope she does, cause Greeny came back (but I'm thinking this is just another Miss P 5Ler)
JesusWept - February 19, 2015, 6:58 pm
Final thought?! You're not gonna leave like Greeny?


the search continues -


TAGS: intelligence
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 15, 2015, 4:03 pm

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/jan/15/facebook-posts/widely-shared-meme-oversimplifies-joe-bartons-2009/
Reality Lord - August 15, 2015, 4:03 pm

and regardless... this is a humor site Moooooooooo not a poltical platform for debate.
Reality Lord - August 15, 2015, 4:01 pm

provide a source indicating the misquote plz. here's one ( of many) indicating it is not.
steve1961 - August 15, 2015, 4:08 am
Even if it is a misquote, the sentiment is pure Joe Barton...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 14, 2015, 11:48 pm
No offense, but clearly a misquote when researched.
spacedog - August 14, 2015, 5:33 pm
I see big oil has voted this down already, but here's my 5.
Bandit5906 - August 14, 2015, 3:00 pm
Bingo!
concern3 - August 14, 2015, 11:29 am
outstanding a 5er


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